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Lets Get This Out Of The Way

Since the Rams are going to be on Monday Night Football this week, it is only customary that everyone on the internet (and especially twitter) make fun of them and how bad they are for three hours in about a week’s time.  So, let’s just get this out of the way first.

  • The Rams are so bad, they are starting Tom Brandstater/AJ Feeley!
  • The Rams are so bad, they have won 10 games in 3 years!
  • The Rams are so bad, their offense couldn’t get past the 45 yard line against the 49ers.
  • The Rams are so bad, their defense is handing out career rushing days like candy.
  • The Rams are so bad, even if they got the #1 pick, they would find a way to screw it up.
  • The Rams are so bad, they don’t know how to use their timeouts at the end of the half/game.
  • The Rams are so bad, the are starting 3 backups and a returned from the bench starter at offensive line.
  • The Rams are so bad, there is another false start!
  • The Rams are so bad, can you believe they cut another player who turned out to be good on another team?  That’s never happened before in the history of the NFL.
  • The Rams are so bad, I can’t believe ESPN got suckered into showing this game on National TV, the ratings are going to be so low.
  • The Rams are so bad, I can’t believe ESPN thought they would actually be good after they got totally lucky last year.
  • The Rams are so bad, can we have “flexible scheduling” for Monday Night games too?
  • The Rams are so bad, they shouldn’t let them anywhere near prime time.
If you see any of these “jokes” above during the game, feel free to take a drink of beer/hard liquor/milk/water.  It is the only way we will stay sane through the last 4 games of this terrible season.
Please feel free to add your own preemptive insults in the comments!

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